Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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