Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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