Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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