so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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