so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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