my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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