Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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