and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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