ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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