You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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