After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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