How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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