I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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