I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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