Porn is love you can see.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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