The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
now i know why i became what i already was.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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