Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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