dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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