So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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