is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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