Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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