Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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