How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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