this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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