If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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