Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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