He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
