Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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