Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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