I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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