Say something about gay babies.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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