Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
