singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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