it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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