Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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