You made me cry and you don't even care
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
ok first of all what the fuck
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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