She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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