in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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