Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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