she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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