i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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