Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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