Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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