I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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