What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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