cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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