windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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