the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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