Do you still have your period?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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