Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
