she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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