Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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