you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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