office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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