she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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