Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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