I love black thongs
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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