margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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