...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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