no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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