I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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