Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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