I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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