CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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